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    If I wrote food reviews

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    posted Friday, 1 September 2006
    If I wrote food reviews, I hope I would write something like this: And no one could pay me enough to eat another bite of Del Mar's key lime pie. I pray this slice was from a pre-packaged pie that someone on staff had picked up at some secret, back-alley discount pie warehouse down by the railroad tracks on his way in to work that night, because if someone in the kitchen actually made this, I can barely imagine what sort of terrible degradations he must have committed to make it this bad. Maybe if someone were to take a plastic bag full of limes, beat them with a pitching wedge, soak the resultant mess (bag included) in an ascorbic-acid solution for a week or so, then whip it up together with sour lemon yogurt, pour it into a damp pie crust and chill it in the fish cooler for a few more days -- that would come close. But it still wouldn't explain why the whole thing had the texture of the skin that forms on top of old pudding. Or why the whipped cream was chunky. That kind of awful takes real magic.

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    Friday, 1 September 2006 6:28 pm :: http://clandestine52.livejournal.com

    I love Jason Sheehan. I remember using one of his reviews back when I taught at RRCC. Since the students had to write a restaurant review, I wanted them to see how flexible the genre was. It wound up being a fun assignment with a lot of gut churning creative language ;-) I miss Westword!