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Welcome to my blog. I am Liz Kleinfeld, mother to Lily, wife to T, and Assistant Professor of English and Writing Center Director at Metropolitan State College of Denver. Here are 100 things about me.
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    Surviving Work

    (rules as they come to me)

    1. If a meeting has a specified end time, leave at that time, even if the meeting isn't over.
    2. If a meeting does not have a specified end time, call the meeting convener and ask when the meeting will end. Leave at the specified end time.
    3. Bring something to work on in case the meeting starts late.

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    posted Tuesday, 5 December 2006

    How is a person supposed to get any work done when this magnificent Website is just sitting out there on the Web, beckoning? This particular nuggest from that fine Website has caused me to 1) just about pee in my pants, 2) laugh until I cried, and 3) abort all grading for at least 30 minutes:



    Lifeguard #1: So, what would you do if somebody came to you with a bat bite?

    Lifeguard #2: Ummm... Clean up the wound, I guess.

    Lifeguard #1: [Long pause] What would you do for someone with a clown bite?

    --Echo Lake, Maine


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    1. Sarah left...
    Tuesday, 5 December 2006 8:11 pm :: http://mommyphd.blogspot.com

    You totally just wrecked the rest of my work week.