Scene: Lily is brushing her teeth in the bathroom and wanders out into the living room. I tell her to go back to the bathroom. She does, but soon wanders out into the living room again. This pattern repeats itself about five times until I am cranky.
Me: Lily, didn't I tell you to go back into the bathroom? Did you forget that we brush our teeth in the bathroom in this family?
Lily: Geez, Mom. Did you forget that we don't snap at each other in this family?